AMERICA’S DUMBEST DATES, Over 500 tales of fumbled flirtations

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AMERICA’S DUMBEST DATES, Over 500 tales of fumbled flirtations

 Author: Merry Jones  Category: Humor  Publisher: Andrews McMeel  Published: 1998  Pages: 376  Language: English  Buy Now
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Five hundred of the most moronic moments, block-headed blunders and clumsy catastrophes that have occurred during attempted courtships.

“Over cocktails, he declared that he was still only separated, not divorced, that he had herpes and had had a vasectomy. Then he said, ‘Now tell me about you.’”
Vera, 31, Annapolis, MD

“George stared at me all through dinner. Then, all of a sudden, splat—he plopped forward, smack into his enchiladas, dead drunk. When the waiter sat him up, there were refried beans hanging from his nose and his glasses were still in the enchiladas.”
Faye, 27, Boulder, CO

“I was nervous and felt awkward. I turned to scratch my nose and his kiss landed on my eye.”
Iris, 47, Naples, FL

Merry’s comments: A book like this explains why so many of us are married.


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